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Move over, Verizon Droid, there’s a new handset moonwalking into town. You may have to shield your eyes from the glare, because much like its namesake this phone is blindingly larger-than-life.

Manufactured by one of the many Chinese imitation goods businesses referred to collectively as shanzai, this bling-bedecked mobile is encrusted with faux diamonds and comes with a most probably pirated Michael Jackson live performance DVD.

Of course it’s extremely “limited edition” and difficult to obtain outside of China. But if you had one? You could totally call on me.

[via Mike Elgan]